torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

by dbginyu April 27, 2010

Smashing Pumpkins

An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins

I was smashing pumpkins last halloween, and this crazy lady chased me in her car for a while

by Tim_Dayton November 20, 2004

Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

smashing cheeks

having crazy sweaty sexy

" I was smashing cheeks all nite"

by ballss January 1, 2008

baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010

smashing skins

slang for having sex; fucking

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.

by Yung Psych January 22, 2012

smashing grass

Smokin some dank weed.

p1: "Wanna go smash grass later?"

p2: "Ya man"

ie(smashing grass)

by stoner696969696969 March 23, 2016