saschasexual: the feeling of romantic or sexual attraction to a very specific trans guy named Sascha who loves sheep, crimes, and silly men who love explosives
person 1: “hey what sexuality are you??”
person 2: “erm, actually, i’m saschasexual 🤤🤤”
person 1: “no way!! me too!!!”
person 2: “erm, actually, i’m saschasexual 🤤🤤”
person 1: “no way!! me too!!!”
by ramramcos December 22, 2023
Get the Saschasexual mug.Sanchia is like if Mother Earth and a stand-up comedian had a lovechild who’s always 90% barefoot, 10% lost in thought, and 100% psychoanalyzing everyone—including the plants and definitely the neighborhood dogs.
She’ll walk into a room smelling like patchouli and confusion, drop a quote from Carl Jung, then immediately forget where she left her keys (which might be in the fridge).
Her idea of flirting? Asking if you’ve dealt with your shadow self while accidentally spilling herbal tea on your shirt. She’s sexy in a “I just had a spiritual awakening and maybe forgot my pants” kind of way.
If she’s not psychoanalyzing your deepest fears, she’s probably petting a dog she just met like it’s her soulmate. Dogs love her. Like, really love her. She’s basically the CEO of Canine Approval.
Dating Sanchia means signing up for:
• Deep late-night talks about your childhood trauma
• Random moments of giggles over literally nothing
• Losing your dignity while she psychoanalyzes your texts like a pro detective
• Occasional dog hair on everything, because that’s just life now
You don’t just date a Sanchia—you survive her vibe and somehow love her for it.
She’ll walk into a room smelling like patchouli and confusion, drop a quote from Carl Jung, then immediately forget where she left her keys (which might be in the fridge).
Her idea of flirting? Asking if you’ve dealt with your shadow self while accidentally spilling herbal tea on your shirt. She’s sexy in a “I just had a spiritual awakening and maybe forgot my pants” kind of way.
If she’s not psychoanalyzing your deepest fears, she’s probably petting a dog she just met like it’s her soulmate. Dogs love her. Like, really love her. She’s basically the CEO of Canine Approval.
Dating Sanchia means signing up for:
• Deep late-night talks about your childhood trauma
• Random moments of giggles over literally nothing
• Losing your dignity while she psychoanalyzes your texts like a pro detective
• Occasional dog hair on everything, because that’s just life now
You don’t just date a Sanchia—you survive her vibe and somehow love her for it.
“She told me my aura was confusing but cute.”
“Only Sanchia could make that sound like a compliment.”
“Yeah, and now I’m crying while eating kale chips and petting her dog.”
“Only Sanchia could make that sound like a compliment.”
“Yeah, and now I’m crying while eating kale chips and petting her dog.”
by Evelina Rose August 27, 2025
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by Balddaddyhere November 23, 2021
Get the meestar saschin mug.Mia and Sascha are definitely made for each other, they've been through hell and back and could get through anything together! No one is jealous of them because everyone loves to hang out with them, they're fun, rebellious and always up for a party or some crazy adventure, but also help you to get through bad times and listen to all your problems! Their love is nothing like anything you know, they share a really strong bond and belong to each other, they're probably going to be really successful and definitely have a happy marriage and family!
Girl 1: Look at Sascha and Mia, they're so in love, GOALS!
Girl 2: They're definitely soulmates, what I'd give to go to their wedding!
Boy 1: That's just so Mia and Sascha!
Girl 2: They're definitely soulmates, what I'd give to go to their wedding!
Boy 1: That's just so Mia and Sascha!
by Natascha R. February 17, 2022
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