the most amazing friend someone could ask for, her love is un-controllable, her eyes are like stars from heaven her personality blessed by god. Will make any cold winters day feel like summer just with her presence. once you have found a sanchia dont ever ever let her go because one like this is almost extinct!! she will constantly surprise you, with big heart. she stands out from the crowd not just cause she is tall but because no one else is like her she is an individual. she is the best friend you will ever have
by huuhuuuhuuu August 22, 2012
Get the sanchiamug. Sanchia is like if Mother Earth and a stand-up comedian had a lovechild who’s always 90% barefoot, 10% lost in thought, and 100% psychoanalyzing everyone—including the plants and definitely the neighborhood dogs.
She’ll walk into a room smelling like patchouli and confusion, drop a quote from Carl Jung, then immediately forget where she left her keys (which might be in the fridge).
Her idea of flirting? Asking if you’ve dealt with your shadow self while accidentally spilling herbal tea on your shirt. She’s sexy in a “I just had a spiritual awakening and maybe forgot my pants” kind of way.
If she’s not psychoanalyzing your deepest fears, she’s probably petting a dog she just met like it’s her soulmate. Dogs love her. Like, really love her. She’s basically the CEO of Canine Approval.
Dating Sanchia means signing up for:
• Deep late-night talks about your childhood trauma
• Random moments of giggles over literally nothing
• Losing your dignity while she psychoanalyzes your texts like a pro detective
• Occasional dog hair on everything, because that’s just life now
You don’t just date a Sanchia—you survive her vibe and somehow love her for it.
She’ll walk into a room smelling like patchouli and confusion, drop a quote from Carl Jung, then immediately forget where she left her keys (which might be in the fridge).
Her idea of flirting? Asking if you’ve dealt with your shadow self while accidentally spilling herbal tea on your shirt. She’s sexy in a “I just had a spiritual awakening and maybe forgot my pants” kind of way.
If she’s not psychoanalyzing your deepest fears, she’s probably petting a dog she just met like it’s her soulmate. Dogs love her. Like, really love her. She’s basically the CEO of Canine Approval.
Dating Sanchia means signing up for:
• Deep late-night talks about your childhood trauma
• Random moments of giggles over literally nothing
• Losing your dignity while she psychoanalyzes your texts like a pro detective
• Occasional dog hair on everything, because that’s just life now
You don’t just date a Sanchia—you survive her vibe and somehow love her for it.
“She told me my aura was confusing but cute.”
“Only Sanchia could make that sound like a compliment.”
“Yeah, and now I’m crying while eating kale chips and petting her dog.”
“Only Sanchia could make that sound like a compliment.”
“Yeah, and now I’m crying while eating kale chips and petting her dog.”
by Evelina Rose August 27, 2025
Get the Sanchiamug.