santorum salad 

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

santorum salad by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007

Santorum's Mustache 

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

Santorum's Mustache by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012

santorum broth 

a frothy broth made in Virginia

Damn church, she stank like that Santorum Broth.

santorum broth by soundbite tyrone January 29, 2012

Santorum surge 

1. The sudden rise in popularity of presidential candidate Richard "Rick" Santorum immediately preceding the 2012 Iowa caucus, and his surprisingly impressive performance in the caucus.

2. The sudden expulsion of a frothy emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum"), often caused by overstimulation of the anal sphincter.

TV Anchor: "The Santorum surge is largely attributable to social conservatives, especially white evangelical Christians."

Viewer (in disgust): "I'll show you a Santorum surge!"

Santorum surge by Benjamin Waugh January 6, 2012

Santorum's Mustache 

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

Santorum's Mustache by Black Passion March 5, 2012

Santorum's Law 

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

Santorum's Law by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

Santorum sheath 

A lamb-skinned condom for ultra modern Catholics

The Netflix actor grabbed a Santorum sheath style condom from his nightstand.

Santorum sheath by Coop Dupe April 24, 2017