Unjust Saltification

Being salty at someone or something for a stupid or unwarranted reason

He is unjustly saltified because his sister made a joke that was funny, but not to him. Unjust Saltification

by anonymous July 7, 2024

Santicipation

The overwhelming feeling of excitement you feel on Christmas Eve when you’re one more sleep away from receiving your presents.

The levels of santicipation were high this year and the parents were struggling to get Tarquin to sleep.

by Linkous December 25, 2017

slangification

The deliberate conversion of standard English into slang, in order to express a novel emotion or concept.

Slangification

by Frannyg May 3, 2018

sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.

Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

sentrification

This is the process of installing extra security or adding even more protection to something which has multiple layers of security already. This also means that it will suffer from the unwanted side effect of attracting even more attention to itself from thieves/hackers/invaders etc. because it will prove to them that this is an even more valuable target than once thought.

"We have analysed your existing security configuration for this location and we are recommending that as the locals are very inept at breaking into sites it would only cause sentrification of the site, attracting even more attention..

by Hi-so-no-no May 14, 2020

Snotification

when you laugh so hard snot comes out of your nose :c)

Person 1: IM SNOTTING RN
Person 2: the correct word is snotification:)

by zaterjam February 14, 2021

Saxification

The act of transforming into a saxophone. Some people might say it blows, but it really isn’t a lot of treble. An added bonus is that you can fuck any girl you want, since you are super saxy. The ability comes with the side effect of being treated like shit, no matter what.

Yeah. I actually have the ability of Saxification.

Girl:*moans* Yes daddy

by Mr.Funell November 7, 2023