Santa Claus 

A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff

Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.

Santa Claus by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018

Santa Claus 

A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.

Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.

This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.

Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.

Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.

Santa Claus by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007

Santa Claus 

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!

Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!

Santa Claus by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011

santa claus 

Big fat dressed up red guy. The american rip-off from the dutch 'sinterklaas'. He has been used by coca cola to market their product and now is one of the most important icons around christmas time. He is fat because he is set to american standards. Santa claus is sometimes refered to as Santa or the man who brings presents on christmas eve. Santa is believed to live on the north pole, but seen his enormous profits and exploitation of little people his second home is believed to be in india.

> Who's the fat guy exploiting those reindeers and little helpers?
< That's Santa Clause

santa claus by BadgerX October 26, 2005

Santa Claus 

The sexual act of tittie fucking a girl and the ejaculating on her chin to make it look like a Santa Claus Beard.

Me: Oh damn look at that hot chick with the bigb jtits!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!

Santa Claus by Shbjane May 5, 2010

Santa Claus 

Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.

"Ho-ho-hooo-shit" - Santa Claus' last words after be shown a pair of jumper cables.

Santa Claus by A Triad August 23, 2010

Santa Claus 

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

Santa Claus by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009