When a group of people are all moving in one direction, like into a bar or concert, the one or two people who are moving in the opposite direction of the crowd bumping into everyone and getting in the way, like a salmon swimming upstream.
example 1:
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"
example 2:
person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"
person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"
example 2:
person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"
person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"
by coolguy406 June 7, 2010
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This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
by TonyTVR July 28, 2008
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by JohnC86 March 22, 2009
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I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."
If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!
If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!
by CougarTom March 18, 2011
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