salamand

(of a salamander) to excrete slime from one's body

Salamanders salamand when they feel threatened.

by LeFrenchCroissant September 1, 2021

angry salamander

V. When a male shakes his genitals violently as an attack.

The doctor had cold gloves so I angry salamandered his face.

by Princess buttercup January 5, 2014

when the salamander shits

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"

Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant

by Clear River May 23, 2022

Angry Salesman

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

by DoubleDot.com March 8, 2012

drain the salamander

when a chick needs to pee. Similar to a dude having to "drain the lizard."

"stop at the next gas station, I need to drain the salamander."

by Rexford February 29, 2008

Salamander

When you stick your finger in a vagina and then give some one a wet willy with it.

Lee Put his hand up Jane's skirt to give Jim a salamander.

by The Wizzard! August 17, 2010

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011