Soggy Salad

The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.

My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.

by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016

Egg Salad

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008

salad rock

Genre of music best described as a mix of everything

As made famous by Southern California based band King Shelter

"Man I dig this song, it's like a combo of surf/indie/grunge/pop.... It's salad rock"

by Music245 November 30, 2015

queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012

Salad

Yob, in the south we call people salads who are young and partake in criminal activity

Did you hear about that Mikey who got caught stealing a car?

Yes, what a little salad he is

by So19 November 7, 2019

Toss Salad

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019