salay 

french creole form "salted" in english slang; meaning to be embarrased/made a fool of.

Kid A: Oh man I just crapped my pants.
Haitian Kid: Petit salay oui.
Kid: Oui oui.

salay by haitian mike December 16, 2007

Salay 

A super cool person who never gives up. They are resilient and know how to Slay. They can do anything. They are also very smart. You always want to be on their good side. They will never let you down. They are the ones who pick you up when you fall. You want to be a Salay. Salay’s are better than a perfect 10.

She is so salay. (Meaning she is so awesome and everything you want to be)

Salay by Adria01 November 4, 2017

salay mignon

Invented in venice, italy while 2 friends were discussing funny stories and a filet mignon. it essentially means something like bet, or fierce.

“we out tn.” “omg. salay mignon?”

salay mignon by safora March 10, 2024

Sebastian Salay 

A guy who wears samsung products, he also has spiky hair. He is a very nice person, and very handsome indeed. He has a sister, who you may call hot.

that person is nice, he is a sebastian salay.

Sebastian Salay by anonymous August 21, 2022

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017