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Safty

Safty is actually saffron flavored taffy. It is a newly discovered natural resource, with the only known deposit deep in the Pleasant Valley of North Central New Jersey. It is possibly associated with the passage of SCP-1049.
Woah there Sparky! Read the sign! "Closed For Safty".
by Inscrutiana May 12, 2019
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saftevand2

a snapchat username, that contains swag-ness
“can i have your snap??” “yea k ig, it’s saftevand2” “omg that’s such a cool username, i wish it was mine” “yea ikr😏💯pretty cool, like urs too btw”
by quirkydopexd January 31, 2021
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safty

it was nice; feeling safty
by theZonky October 30, 2023
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Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.
"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."
by Bruce February 1, 2005
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SAFTB

(N.) an acronym for “Saturday’s are for the boys”. Usually said completely wasted high school and college men who are commonly too much of an ass to have a girlfriend, but refuse to hang out with her anyways on said weekend night to drink a large amount of alcohol with their buddies.
Chad: “Yo bro, you with your girl tonight”

Brad: “Nah bro, she’s out of town but SAFTB anyways am I right?”
by Foxycoxy6 April 2, 2019
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Saftey

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.
Saftey is worth it
by Birdyツ October 5, 2020
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SAFTA

Stupid idiot girls in Florida who bother the crap out of everybody.
by Christina December 10, 2004
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