Safety

New York way of saying “peace” “be safe” “goodbye”

Friend 1: alright man I gotta go, I’m bout to see my family in Brownsville.

Friend 2: alright safety gang😎

by NameChanger420 June 4, 2023

Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.

Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.

by Northern1 April 26, 2011

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

safey safe

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.

(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!

by mike deezy January 9, 2007

safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012

safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.

Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."

by Ensoe September 6, 2005

safety pin

A tiny handy object used to shank the person next to u when the dumb ass is being annoying as hell.

He wouldn't stop talking shit so I just pulled out my safety pin and stabbed him in the arm.That taught the douche bag a lesson.

by Icydoll♥ July 8, 2011