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Scorched

"dude you're so scorched"
by slangdefined May 18, 2016
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Scorched Peach

When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.
When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.
by Archimede May 7, 2018
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Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.
Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.
by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018
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scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning
Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !
by frecklemonster June 8, 2019
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Scorched

Once Sonic, now replaced by Hog
Scorched: “ I̴̢̤͚̙͈̒̀͐̀̀͒̏͌̽̒̀͝ ̵̢̛̤̥͓̯̬̟̐̈́͑̊͐̋̇̾̾͘W̴̫̱̥̠̯̝͇̱̫̿I̶̢̖͙̳̗̥̣̘̰͕͖̋͂͌̄̀͘L ̡̢̬̫̥͔͗͗̑͐͝L̵͓̯̟̺̠̫͙̔͊͗́̚ ̵̛͖̳͓̥͈̗̜͖̫̖̼̒͗̈́͊̓̉͋͘̚͠͠͠N ̢̧͕͕̪͖͔͙͔̥̖̏̀̍̐̍̈̈͠͝ͅȌ̶̪̩̻̜̥̖̳̗̮̪̄͒̈̋̕͜͝ͅT̶̩͚͎̯͐̾̐̌͝ ̡̗̱̦͇̤̠̺̱͍̫̠̰͛̃͂͜ͅB̵̧̧̰̭͙͕̟͋̄̈ͅE̴͍̠̎̀̌̈́̄͆ ̶̛̛̣͈͈̠̱͇̲̗̌̈́̽́̆͋͊̏͑̉Ṛ̴͎̂̂̂E ̡̧̥͖̗̪̘͇̙̰̥͑͑͐̌͒̈́͑͗̈́̎͒̕ͅP ̧̤̻̜̼͒̋̈́̏͆L ̡̡͍̗̦̫̫̮̦̤͉͔͙͂̈̑̈́̏̾̌͑̃̆̀̓̑͜ͅĄ̴̼̺͉̩̲̗̘̥̪͙̥̮͊͌̾̿̓̍̃̋̊̇͘C̴̡͎̯̫̱͚̋̍̾̃̑̓̐ͅĘ̶̤̲̦̤̤̌̾͂̏̎̀̍̊͊͑̒͂̾̕̚D ̧̡͉̬̟̹̮͍͕̫̰̞̭͈̣̑͐͒̌̍̔̀̒!”
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Scorched Earth Fallacy

A severe form of Poisoning the Well where, after identifying a single flaw, mistake, or morally questionable association in an opponent's past, one declares their entire intellectual landscape barren and uninhabitable. No argument they ever present, past or future, can be valid because the ground has been "scorched" by their earlier transgression. It is a totalizing dismissal that seeks to burn down the person's entire credibility permanently.
Example: "You admitted you voted for that corrupt mayor ten years ago? That's it. I'm deploying the scorched earth fallacy on you. Nothing you ever say about politics, economics, or even the weather can be trusted. Your judgment is eternally compromised." One past action is used to justify rejecting all future contributions.
by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026
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Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2
Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.
by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021
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