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Smidor

The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."

It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."
I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?
by Zak Saturday August 5, 2021
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Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.
Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."
by doomisdelicious April 11, 2009
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Smidiot

"a person that thinks they are smart, but is really just an idiot"
Look at that smidiot , he just let the love of his life drive away
by hunteroffools October 8, 2009
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Smidgum

An unwanted substance on one's shoe
after a rousing round of munging i discovered a smidgum on my shoe
by Smidgum March 18, 2011
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smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.
add a smidgen of salt
by sally from home and away April 18, 2003
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smiddler

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.
Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.
by troutenstein May 24, 2011
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smidge

A small amount of something. Short for smidegeon.
You blocked me in. Can you move your car up just a smidge?
by Michael Chapman June 13, 2005
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