Rubined

To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.

Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")

by Pelicano September 8, 2008

rebone

when you fuck your ex girlfriend

1st person: i got some rebone last night
2nd person: why the fuck would you hit that nasty ass

by your step dad March 17, 2007

rub one off

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis

Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

Rubenesque

See fat.

Sabrina is Rubenesque.

by riftertet August 8, 2009

rubine

A marajuana cigerett, origionating from Girton (a village in the East of England) by a massive stoner. Creater of such words as budlet amoungst other usufull words.

alright matie, wanna go for a rubine?
sure thing Budlet.

by Swart October 29, 2005

Rubenesque

Really F**K**G fat

"Ashley is a rubenesque cheeky,Plump,fleshy fellow"

by Mcmurdle December 3, 2003