Renaissance Festival

A big drunken party where people dress up like it's still medieval times, girls wear slutty costumes that didn't exist in medieval times, and guy who don't care about medieval times just go to look at girls who don't either.

Friend 1: Let's go to the Renaissance Festival
Friend 2: Nah Paul said we were hitting a hot club
Friend 1: Paul's going to the Renaissance Festival with us
Friend 2: Yeah that's what it was called

by TheRoflKnight September 25, 2010

Renaissanceur

Renaissanceur (/‘rɘne,sants,‘ɝr/) or (renasawntsir)
Noun

1. a person who is knowledgeable, educated, or proficient in a wide range of fields.

With 4 master's degrees and a PhD, our new manager is quite the renaissanceur.

by ownheart April 26, 2020

Renaissance dick

A very small dick typically smaller then the nut sack when flacid and a mere 3-4 inches when hard

Is a sophisticated insult using reference to Renaissance art where small Wang's were thought of very highly

Kelly: hey I heard you hooked up with David

Rachel : I was going to but he has a bad case of Renaissance dick and I was NOT going for it

Kelly: damn it was that small

Rachel : yes....... So smalll

by BiggestdickoftheRenaissance May 16, 2020

Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.

Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.

by Godless Dad November 12, 2022

Renaissance Man

An attractive man that one thinks about while listening to Beyoncé's seventh studio album 'Renaissance'. Basically a personal muse for you while the album is playing.

Girl, did you see him? He's a total Renaissance Man! I can't help but to think about him while VIRGO'S GROOVE is playing!

by Alien Superstar April 20, 2023

Renaissance Jewelry

A jewelry company concept, created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that will specialize in a custom ring, bracelet, and necklace setting utilizing an LED light in the setting to light up the inside of a Spiritual Crystal being used as a stone.

My fiancé loved the engagement ring I bought her from Renaissance Jewelry. She couldn’t get over how the light in the setting made the Spiritual Crystal glow. Even in the daytime.

by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

Renaissance man

A deft old codger who knew which way the wind was blowing in the 1970s, and used the opportunity to soil the downwind air with all manner of what have you.

You might see him "rubbing shoulders" with royalty, crafting unspeakable objets, or leering entertainingly at anything in a jump suit.

Best lock the windows.

How come name redacted hasn't been on the telly much recently?

Him? He's right Renaissance Man that one.

by Dr Filthperv September 9, 2023