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Fantabulous Roller Coaster 

The process by which a person (male or female) is approaching the climax of an orgasm and begins to get very excited. At the actual climax they start to laugh hysterically to the point where they vomit all over themselves and then immediately follow it up by sobbing uncontrollably.
John: I had a fantabulous roller coaster last night with lindsay.

Rick: Aww man that sucks. Sorry to hear that.

John: Don't be.

dutch roller coaster 

It's when you go in bed naked with your girlfriend / wife and carefully turn into a roller coaster.
I'm a badass Dutch roller coaster-er.
dutch roller coaster by Connorgon December 10, 2014

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster 

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.
1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

California Roller Coaster 

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

Riding roller coaster 

describes the ups and downs of a relationship. Often, the couple involved go through episodes of utmost happiness followed by serious break-ups just to make up again afterwards.
John: How is it going between you and Jane? Still riding roller coaster?
Jack: No, this time we break up fuh real.
John: Yeah, like I’ve never heard that a thousand times before.

Rome Roller Coaster

First ride an intense roller coaster until you throw up. Make sure you throw up in a bag. Find a microwave and heat it on high for 10 minutes. In the mean time, find a fat chick (must be over 400 pounds). Begin to fuck her using the throw up as lube.