by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021
Get the Bowden Rodeo mug.Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.
by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009
Get the ass kiss rodeo mug.A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
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"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And i'm all out of bubble gum."-Rowdy Roddy Piper
by CKBruinfan September 30, 2015
Get the Rowdy Roddy Piper mug.when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on
by sex god April 10, 2004
Get the dirty rodeo mug.the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop
by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011
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