Roadside donut

When the Dunkin' truck is stolen and then subsequently crashes, spilling donuts into the roadway.

I don't want no roadside donut! Can't I have a fresh one?

by thatdarndispatcher November 5, 2023

Roadside Chuck

Also known as “The Ruck” or “Wayne”, he is an Australian “homeless” man who works part-full time for no pay as a moderator for YKClutchCity’s twitch stream with 2 viewers. He has many relatives, including but not limited to:
Streetside Sam
Cul-de-sac Calvin
Mew-beside Maverick
Thoroughfareside Thomas
Boulevard Benjamin
Driveway Dan
Highway Hank (biologologolist)

I done went by the road and saw roadside chuck roamin’ out by the road on the roadside.

by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022