Righteous Indigestion 

The act of being so mad at someone else for something stupid that they've done that you feel physically ill.

Girl 1: Wow, your boyfriend cheated on you?

Girl 2: Yea, we're going to talk about it later today. I'm just so mad, I've been filled with righteous indigestion all day.

Righteous Indigestion by SecondSabre July 2, 2009

righteous bison

The objectively best weapon in TF2.

"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"

righteous bison by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021

Righteous Indignation Junkie

A term for what motivates a keyboard warrior (or moral grandstanding in general.)

Morality or ethics isn't the point. Genuine concern for the issue they're talking about, isn't the point. And social status/clout, doesn't quite cover their motivations either. Because this is a very specific kind of affirmation seeking.

People who are righteous indignation junkies today, are basically like a modern representation of the Salem Witch Trial crew...They've just exchanged their pitch forks for keyboards, and stake kindle for declarations of hardline"wokeness".

Just as some hivemind Salem dipshits, got a dopamine/neuroepinephrine rush, burning people at the stake back in the day (because they thought their actions were on the side of the angels)...Today's righteous indignation junkies are motivated by a similar chemical cocktail.

It's just that torture and public executions aren't a common pastime anymore, so that thirst for blood had to get a post-modern rebranding. That's what today's insincere moral outrage essentially is. Blood thirstiness channelled into a more socially acceptable package.

Have you ever come across someone who appears to constantly jump on the bandwagon of angry editorial headlines, without really knowing or caring about the topic at hand? Do all their posts have a tone of righteous indignation? Do they never talk about things that might improve a social issue (or things that are currently being done)? Does it appear like critical thinking is a foreign country in their brain? And everything they say is motivated by wanting to feel righteously indignant?

That's a righteous indignation junkie.

Righteous Indignation Junkie by Olive989 March 25, 2023

righteous gargle

Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.

We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.

righteous gargle by evilrubberducky December 18, 2010

righteous jams 

an amazing edge band from boston.

rightoues jams : bust it!

righteous jams by chiller than most! August 7, 2005

righteous dude jam zone 

Designated coordinates where a group of totally sweet looking, righteous party dudes jam out.

Gusto was kicking everything's ass the entire time he was chillin in the righteous dude jam zone. You know, a righteous dude jam zone.

righteous dude jam zone by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008

righteous indignation 

What motivates people who dislike a popular TV show, movie, musical artist, TV or movie actor, etc. to go on the internet and voice their dislike. You'd think it would be as simple as "watch something else on TV", "don't see that movie", "don't listen to their music", "don't watch movies and TV shows that actor is in". Instead, some people have to use their dislike to feel superior to those who have completely different tastes.

Instead of changing the channel, some people keep watching a new TV show so they can express their righteous indignation before an internet community of people who do enjoy the new TV show.

righteous indignation by That Guy on That Show May 5, 2014