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muslim bike ride

when your doing a chick from behind while firmly gripping her ponytails, you make a pedaling motion to penetrate deeper.
"Hey! Why are you walking funny?"
"Omar and Shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and I'm still incapable of defacating."
by Filthy Ramirez, Shane Cunt February 7, 2009
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ride like a bike

When a female rides like a byke during sexual intercourse. Not very complicated to figure out.
Steve: "she rode me like a bike no cap on god"
Homie: Thats litty steve

Ava: "He asked me to be on top"
Grace: "Well did you ride like a bike??"
by ridelikeabyke March 28, 2019
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Rides a girl's bike

One who sucks at life is said to "ride a girl's bike"
That Harrison kid is a real tool with no friends. He obviously rides a girl's bike.
by trillonline.com November 21, 2002
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Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.
I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.
by Trevor November 12, 2004
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Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.
Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020
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Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014
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Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will
I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it
by Suckmylido February 6, 2009
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