Pexpectations

Da lofty features/capabilities dat you envision from installing crimpable plastic tubing in your plumbing system.

Cross-linked polyethylene pipe is indeed superior in many ways to conventional copper or PVC water lines, but one should not have excessively-high Pexpectations --- said wonder-sleeving still needs be installed carefully and neatly, protected from freezing, etc.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

vexpectations

Pertaining to how aggravating a particular job, person, locale, or situation is foreseen to be.

Many a naive do-gooder has eagerly waltzed into a government position with da hopes of "cleaning up da joint" and creating some real progress and general improvement, but then da roadblocks and lack of cooperation dat he encounters from fellow bureaucrats who prefer da profitable-for-them status-quo usually exceeds his wildest vexpectations!

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

above expectations

A kind way to say something is shit / bad-

You are really above expectations today.

by Geeekie June 8, 2017

hAsian expectations

hAsian expectations, or highsian expectations, refers to the high expectations usually set on Asian's performances in various situations such as school and work.

- My Asian ancestors are not happy with my attempt at making sushi.
- Don't have such hAsian expectations on yourself!

by matiler April 13, 2018

Kardashed expectations

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.

Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020

Kardashed expectations

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.

Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020

Impossible expectations

Expecting a team that doesn't have all their players to make the playoffs.

Nobody thought the Hornets would make the playoffs after halfway through the season, because nobody had impossible expectations (except one of their opponents, who always has great expectations of everyone about everything, because everything has to be uber competitive enough for her).

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021