leave em' then retrive em'

To leave em' then retrive em' is when you have left your dirty prostitute to make your pimp ass some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the slut is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to "RETRIVE" her!

Bro,last night I had to strike out and find that fucking cunt shaniqua after I left her to do something strange for some change with that filthy trick "john", next thing I knew I was standing over two dead bodies. Why is always so damn hard to leave em' then retrive em'???

by squirtdonkeys April 6, 2007

Golden Retriever

A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.

The golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.

by Siliara February 21, 2010

retrieved

found and brought back.

Today i found a bike that wasnt mine, but i saw a name on it "Jenny" so i retrieved it to her.

by Jenny336 September 24, 2006

Retrieval Run

A retrieval run occurs the morning after heavy drinking, when you literally go on a run to retrieve your car wherever you parked it the night before. Simultaneously getting your car back while sweating out the toxins from last night's shenanigans.

Hey buddy, you want to join me on a retrieval run this morning?

by SamR21 August 5, 2014

Golden retriever boy

Straight white boy

“Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”

by suemonella May 14, 2022

Golden Retriever

A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.

Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."

"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."

by snot-bot October 4, 2018

Golden retriever

When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"

After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever

by Angry T April 5, 2016