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responsitunity

This word came to my mind while talking to a friend regarding how I was doing.

When your manager gives you a new "responsibility" and presents it to you as an "opportunity". This is known as a "responsitunity" and has absolutely no additional income, stock, comp days, benefits or title tied to it. This new opportunity is in fact a new responsibility which adds to the pile of other existing responsibilities that fill up our days and sometimes nights..
I received a new responsitunity today during the account planning session with the regional VP.
by troy frazier August 17, 2011
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Responsibills

Being responsible by paying your bills
I need to go do responsibills
by Afdanistan October 1, 2012
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Responsifuckingbility

When there is no question or doubt who is responsible. An absolute and clearly defined ownership of obligation and accountability.
Who's responsifuckingbility was it to bring the beer??

It is his responsifuckingbility to pay his child support.
by Goldfishbrains September 19, 2012
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doe response

a response, most commonly found in email, from a human being that would be more typically associated with a response from a young deer, or doe
I told you a great story and got this doe response.
by Pei U Sun May 14, 2010
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Cheeseburger Response

A Response to a question that is not a direct answer to the question asked, but instead is a response to a question that will be later asked in that particular line of questioning.
Bree: "Phillip, would you like me to meet you at the restaurant? or should I just pick some food up for us?"

Phillip: "Cheeseburger!"

Bree: "Wow, way to make a Cheeseburger Response."

or

Chase: "Sarah, would you like to go to the movies tonight? Or should we rent a movie and stay home instead?"

Sarah: "Inception was such a great movie, I want to watch it again!"

Chase: "That was a total Cheeseburger Response."
by Esahc Selkin December 23, 2010
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Crowd Surfing Responsibility

Also referred to as CSR, crowd surfing responsibility is the obligation of all concert goers to be aware of and help notify others of incoming crowd surfers. This is crucial to the safety and well being of all present, crowd surfers included.
In a most devastating display, a would be crowd surfer fell into a mosh pit and was trampled. If only those on the edges of the pit would've practiced good crowd surfing responsibility.

A 300 pound man crowd surfed through an area where no one was paying attention. One person was crushed to death because of the failed CSR.
by ke1v3y October 31, 2010
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Responsibility

I hate taking responsibility for accidents. It's not my fault that something I have no control over happened. If it was completely under my control and it happened, that would be one thing. Something you have no control over is a different story to me.
by Durango September 22, 2008
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