Two Coves Resort

A resort on Stewart Channel it is the greatest place on earth. A place of community and relaxation.

The Point is a spiritual place and the back cove a tranquil pond.

Two Coves Resort, offering cottages by the sea

by Beach Lord September 22, 2011

Norwegian Resort

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms

kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni

by pussylover1124 September 16, 2018

URBAN RESORTS

It is the reason you can't read RUBAN handwriting.

Right now I am too busy breathing URBAN RESORTS and feeling great respiring here thanks to RUBAN referring me to RESORTS WORLD from the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' at the WYNN.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE July 19, 2021

alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.

Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo

by anonymous December 6, 2020

pearl river resort

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.

Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.

by 215634 December 20, 2016

resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

Object Resort

An Object Show made by Hypercrystal that got shut down except for the auditions.

I can't wait to watch how object resort is doing!
"Types Object Resort to Google"
"Looks at the description of the Fandom"
WHAT!?

by Silic17 April 22, 2024