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alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
by anonymous December 6, 2020
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Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
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Norwegian Resort

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms
kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni
by pussylover1124 September 16, 2018
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pearl river resort

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
by 215634 December 20, 2016
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Resort

A resort is a area next to a beach or resort is a want to or need to.
This resort is amazing.even if I have to resort to (blank)couldn’t think of word though
by I hope it’s helpful May 4, 2022
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diamond hotel & resort

Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.

So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.
"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"
by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017
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Object Resort

An Object Show made by Hypercrystal that got shut down except for the auditions.
I can't wait to watch how object resort is doing!
"Types Object Resort to Google"
"Looks at the description of the Fandom"
WHAT!?
by Silic17 April 22, 2024
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