drunk reading

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.

the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.

by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008

readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009

popcorn reading

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.

Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.

by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017

Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.

my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!

by skydnee July 4, 2008

Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019

Reading But Not Replying

RBNR is used in a chatzone where someone reads a message and doesn't reply.

Here's an example of someone Reading But Not Replying in a chat;

19:01 Dan: Hello? (READ 19:02)
19:03 Dan: I know your there:L (READ 19:03)
19:04 Dan: rbnr? (UNREAD)

by SamMorganOnline August 5, 2012

Reading Each others Books

to stare at male or female genitalia

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

by wETPANCE2000 February 28, 2017