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Keanu Reeks

1. An alias used for the actor Keanu Reeves by the Golden Raspberry Awards, presenter of the Razzie, in honor of his acting prowess in some of the worst movies ever made. 2. Any actor whose very presence in a movie brings the quality level down. a painfully untalented actor.
I know you love Keanu Reeks, but dude, just why baffles me. The movie went straight to video because the cast was full of Keanu Reeks.
by magill March 25, 2008
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reek of lorenz

The term applied to a piece of art by a student that has been irrevocably changed by a teacher, to make it more like the teacher's artwork rather than the students.
"My art final is going to reek of Lorenz by the end of the week."
by zombay November 14, 2004
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Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.
Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.
by SavageHeart December 21, 2016
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reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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Reek

“Ew, that fart reeks!”
by Supreme superhero November 5, 2021
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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
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Reek

Reek: Noun - A overly cowardly man or woman
Reek: Verb - To engaged in an extreme cowardly action
• That hoe ass dude reeked out on his homeboys while they were getting jumped.

• He talks a lot of gangster shit on records, but I caught him without his gun and he reeked out and hauled ass when I came at him
* Instead of fighting his uncle in 1 on 1 combat to save his sister's life, Therion Greyjoy reeked out and jumped off the ship into the debris filled water.
by Cowboy Lemonhead July 24, 2017
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