cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

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reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

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Unsupervised Outpatient Stress-Reduction Clinic

Fancy euphemism for a Bar.

Bars are unsupervised outpatient stress-reduction clinics that serve cheap over-the-counter medications with lots of side effects.

by Two Basket Skinner August 1, 2011

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Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

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v.: comparative to refuse, reject, dismiss etc. Stems from refuse mixed with fuck.
Mostly used if you are rejected by another person or thing such as a computer software to such an extent that it appears that the other person or software excessively hates you.

guy#1: Please go and store your stuff on our web platform!
guy#2: I have tried your procedure, I could paste a list of our tools in the local saved copy. But the freaking browser refuced to save it! It seems technology hates me!!!1
guy#1: I think so too!

by armn_ April 16, 2006

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