Rasmus 

Rasmus is the undisputed UNO champion, some refer to him as the GOAT of UNO. His understandning of the game and his masterful tactics truly is something special to witness. The times he isn’t winning he either lets his inferior opponents win just to be nice or someone cheated. He wont necessarily admit to this though since he is such a modest person and he enjoys seeing other people get happy.

-Who is that guy? He just keeps winning and it seems so effortless.
-Oh that’s Rasmus. Thats just how he is.

Rasmus by Magóo November 29, 2021

Rasmus 

Rasmus is funny when you start talking to him and a huge simp at first, but when you get to know him he's a fucking idiot and always pretends nothing happened after an argument. But apart from that, he can be really fun and he is very loyal to his friends. He is very lazy and can't figure out how to come to an agreement.

Person 1: Omg is Rasmus late again?!
Person 2: Well he is really lazy so it's not even a surprise anymore

Rasmus by Karla og Liva September 27, 2022

Rasmus 

A person who suffers from severe brain damage

"hello i am Rasmus"
"damn"

Rasmus by Magnetic_Hitler_420 October 13, 2022

Rasmus 

something or someone great happening in your life, no matter what, but it’s fucking good

- It was a rasmus !

- It was, I had a great day !

Rasmus by walkybqt November 17, 2023

Rasmus 

Rasmus is the definition of a rat. Small hands, rodent teeth and all.

Ew is that a rat?

No it's just Rasmus

Rasmus by GNOMEEEE March 2, 2024

Rasmus 

A person who stinks like shit 24/7, is a commie, and likes little children

Person 1: Bro you're just like Rasmus
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nigger

Rasmus by GorttiWorttiBorttiPortti June 9, 2024

Rasmus nissen 

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth

i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz

Rasmus nissen by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022