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randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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</randomness>

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.
leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
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Randomize

randomize – to make random sentences of randomly random randomness upon the random subject that randomly is, most randomly likely, also random.........random
”he randomized the randometer with random randomness concerning its randominity randomizing abilities of random randomness”

”the randometer was randomly randomized by the randomly random randomaster of random randominity of which the randomly random randometer randomly randomizes randomly”
by GSD Ste V B June 15, 2006
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Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.
I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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randomized

randomized is when something is completely unexpected and is out of the blue!!!and when someone does something really individual. you are geeeeeeeeeey!
(a boy decides to jump up and down on the tv)
This is so randomized
by emily July 27, 2004
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randomness

something that is rather random, hence the term randomness being used. this 'something' is usually un-expected, or doesn't happen on a regular basis.
"this book is full of randomness"
by Kitty Raaaa May 11, 2004
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randomness

ducks. tuesdays. lawnmower garden gnome plus seven! rainbow cookies fanbelt satan! CANCER!!!!

randomness at its best.
billy: oh hello there sue

sue: hello billy

billy: DUCKS ON TUESDAYS PLUS THREE!??!!

sue:....*walks away slowly*

-all in all, randomness is the best... muffins.
by tap3w0rm April 27, 2006
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