Chain Reaction

The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.

Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

gut reaction

an immediate and instinctive response

I think I will go with my gut reaction.

by Light Joker August 8, 2005

ructions

ooooo!!! big TRRRRRROUBLE!!!! the unmentionable.....simply fearful.....

R-R-R-Ructions!

only a mama can threaten ructions...

mama: now if you don't clear that mess there'll be ructions aye...
young family member: what's ructions?
older family member: ooooo! r-r-ructions! you'll find out when you're older! (although you never do)

by dan... May 25, 2006

rational ignorance

Choosing to remain uninformed because the marginal cost of obtaining the information is higher than the marginal benefit of knowing it.

Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.

"All dem blackies wanna do is steal turnips outta mah garden!"

"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"

"Men are pigs!"

by Jordandijinz0rz January 31, 2005

Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.

Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.

by majorbro May 28, 2011

Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

Vitenn reaction

The reaction that occurs between CO2 (carbon dioxide) and sodium chloride (salt) when in H2O (water). The carbon dioxide bonds to the sodium chloride, creating a molecule significantly lighter than water, leading to swift evaporation of both the CO2 and sodium chloride.

The reaction was discovered by Professor Adwardo Vitenn in 1957

When I poured salt into my soda it caused the Vitenn reaction to occur between the CO2 and the salt

by sciencemajor January 1, 2019