The christiano ronaldo

To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself

I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo

by Thejuicykahuna October 4, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the greatest soccer players of all time and the best ever of Portugal. 32 years of age, Cristiano Ronaldo has made appearances for clubs such as Sporting Lisbon, Manchester United and now Real Madrid.

I really want to be the next Cristiano Ronaldo!

by dankmemes711 March 6, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player

He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.

very fit guy that is great @ playin footy

by steph August 31, 2004

cristiano ronaldo

To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.

Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.

by tehretardedbunny July 15, 2006

cristiano ronaldo

Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.

Damn, Ronaldo has skill!

by Hellish November 13, 2004

messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

Ronaldo moment

The moment when an individual makes a miraculous, breathtaking recovery from the brink of defeat.

We had no hope, and the game was a few minuets from ending. To our surprise, Jeff clutched up and pulled a Ronaldo moment; winning us the championship.

by The anonymous ‘T’ September 15, 2023