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Quotaholic

That jackass that thinks *they* are funny because they can memorize the most quotes from will farrell (or other similar style) movies. Usually tends to wear out the quotes until they aren't funny.
"You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have."
"I love lamp." and "Shake and bake lolz!1" are all *hillarious* things you can expect to hear from a quotaholic every day.
by DannTheCowboy March 4, 2008
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Quote Snipe

When someone uses the quote you were going to use moments before you use it.
The professor would have totally given me a better grade if I did not get quote sniped in every discussion.
by DJ Mikey Mike May 12, 2009
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Quote-a-palooza

When you have to write an essay about something i.e. a book, you fill this essay with as many quotes as you can in order to make your essay look more meaty and meet the page criteria of the teacher.
Person A: Hey man, did you finish your essay for english yet? I've been up all night and i still don't even have half the pages i need.

Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
by Jose Juan-Carlos Santallianez February 16, 2009
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quote train

When people on forums keep quoting someone who quoted another person who quoted another person...
Post 1 Ted: Hello there

Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}

Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}

Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}

Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
by Eviltechie August 29, 2010
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quotennis

When a combination of one person and another person both know multiple quotes from the same movie. They relay the quotes back and forth from one to another, trying to prove their absolute knowledge of the regarded movie which is currently being quoted. The back and forth sending of the quotes is much like the back and forth sending of the ball in a tennis match. Unfortunately they may not be green and pretty like a tennis ball.
Marian McMilfterhops: I love lamp!

Harold Humperton: And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?

Marian McMilfterhops: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

Harold Humperton: Son of a bee-sting.

Marian McMilfterhops: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Harold Humperton: May the force be with you.

Marian McMilferhops: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT?! THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE WE WERE PREVIOUSLY QUOTING! IF I WASN'T BUSY EATING CORN ON THE COB COATED IN OYSTER GRAVY, HEAVILY MARINATED IN BLUE CHEESE AND POTATO BAKE KRAFT SPREAD ™, I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO YOU WITH MY LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY RAISED AND PARTIALLY OUTSTRETCHED, AND I WOULD THEN CONTINUE TO EXTEND THE MUSCLES IN MY ARM AND HAZARDOUSLY SMACK YOU IN THE EATING HOLE. Although we did have some quite good quotennising. Ah, such lovely memories of this we'll have. I had a wonderful time last night by the way, next time clean off the poop before you put it in. I love you, nighty night xoxo
by KittyMittenShitten October 16, 2010
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Quote Therapy

The act of looking up quotes relating to an issue at hand; whether seeking advice, reinforcement, reassurance, motivation, connection, or inspiration.
Topics for Quote Therapy are wide ranging and include, but are not limited to: money, family, daughters, poverty, children, siblings, parents, human characteristics, sisters, brothers, friends, politics, earth, sky, love, compassion, food, society, flowers, rain .....
by Good Intentions Failure April 9, 2013
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quotepic

Quote or other text overlaid on a picture for sharing to social media. For examples, see DiscoverQuotes.com.
I found the coolest quotepic for that Maya Angelou quote and it got over 1000 likes on Facebook.
by DiscoverQuotes.com October 6, 2021
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