Quadrant

A homophobic, yet tasteful, meme account run by two guys, one straight and one straight-up gay

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Quadrant's latest post?
Guy 2: Yeah, I never knew someone could like Grown Ups that much. They're either really dumb or just really gay for Rob Schneider.

by the4thcharlie'sangel October 24, 2019

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

Quarantitties

During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.

Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.

by JT Fett March 29, 2020

anti-quarantine

a person who is protesting against stay-at-home orders by the government

That anti-quarantine activist will get Covid-19 because he is minimizing the confirmed infections in his neighborhood.

by timlight April 23, 2020

quarantini

The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.

"Anyone for a quarantini?"

by imkreuz August 3, 2006

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t give one fuck because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Fml I'm so bored, everything is shut down and I have no toilet paper.”
“I know, I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/let's go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

Quarantan

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.

- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working

by Mixsey March 22, 2020