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Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis
Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)
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Pepperoneous

adjective
1. a botched pizza order

adverb (as pepperoneously)
2. appends the act of botching a pizza order to a verb.
1. What? I ordered a Meat Lovers, not a Supreme! This pizza is totes pepperoneous.

2. The greasy teen pepperoneously delivered 20 pizzas to the elementary school for I.C. Wiener.
by tallertoler February 20, 2014
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Pittsburgh Pepperoni

Pittsburgh Pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. It's origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown Pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. To perform a Pittsburgh Pepperoni senior fraternity brothers shit on a tray or plate. Then they slice the shit up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. The pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.
Hondo: Hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
New Pledge: Sure man that sounds great!
***The next morning***
New Pledge: Man, I have shitty taste in my mouth.
Hondo: Ha ha ha I bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a Pittsburgh Pepperoni!!
New Pledge: *Barf* man I was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.
by Heatherpleather March 21, 2008
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pepperoni nigger

White Kid: Look at that pepperoni nigger!
White Kid 2: Hahahahahaha! That's just Jerry! The loser!
Black Kid: What you say, foo?
White Kid: Shut up, bologna nigger!
by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008
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Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only
We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel
by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009
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peepperoni

A peep (marshmellow chick) with a pepperoni shoved into it's little squishy sugary body.
Brian make another peepperoni!
by Welge March 6, 2007
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pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment
pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors
by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008
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