punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.

I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.

by Bert Skills October 23, 2003

full body pantsing

A full body pantsing is when someone pantses someone and then takes thier shirt off. The person trs to get there shirt back then the pantser takes there underware off leaving them naked.

That dude performed a full body pantsing on me!

by rudy Summers May 3, 2007

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

pantsing

What one does to the ID3 of a song when one adds "In My Pants" to the end of the song title.

* TheCow is listening to Matchbox Twenty - Black and White People in my pants

* KuzeHideo gets funky with Jethro Tull - Thick As a Brick in my pants

* Martel bounces off the walls to Maroon 5 - As Things Collide in my pants.

by TheCow March 24, 2005

pantsing

pantsing is the act of letting the pantsie know that the showing of old, cheap, smelly underwear by wearing one's pants (bought at Big Lots or stolen from the laundromat) low on the hips offends a person or persons directly behind, to the point that the pantser feels a social and patriotic obligation to embarass the pantsie by pulling down the pants the rest of the way and letting the pantsie try to walk away without looking like a ruptured duck.

ike: check out that guy! his dad must be a plumber!
mike: holy shit! maybe he's unable to dress himself without his mommy's help!
ike: or maybe he can't undress himself.............should we give him a hand?
mike: sure! in fact, let's give him two hands!
*at this point the pantsing is performed on the victim*
ike: nice knees, loser! pull up your pants and get the hell away from here!
mike: isn't some village missing an idiot? maybe you should apply, you little pantsie!

by earpuller September 27, 2005

punting

It's fisting, but with a foot.

I told Mary that I have a foot fetish and asked if we could try punting since she enjoyed fisting. She said it would be fine so long as I didn't try to kick a field goal.

by fahbreezy October 12, 2014

Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.

"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."

by Butter My Toast Daddy June 16, 2017