Pulling a Kedziora

When you ask your coworker to buy Heroin laced acid but are planning to snitch them out once they buy it.

Person 1: My coworker sold me acid and cops showed up as soon as I was going to hand her the cash

Person 2: Damn what a fool, thinks he can pull a Kedziora around my boy like that.

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Person 1: "Hi u wanna buy the acid my mom gave me?"
Person 2: Bitch u better not be pulling a Kedziora

by pILL pRESSURE October 2, 2021

pulling a scrapmechanic

saying something will be there soon but taking over 2 years

"hey john is the game out yet"
"no they're pulling a scrapmechanic"

by Chickenman21097 April 7, 2023

Pulling a Komaeda

Nearly killing yourself ,but tricking someone else into accidentally being the one to finish you off and kill you. You also make the scene of your death look like a brutal murder even though it was almost a suicide to attempt to get the person who finished you off punished for the crime they were tricked into committing.

Person 1: You hear about Bob's death?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he tried Pulling a Komaeda.
Person 1: Didn't he try to get Charlie arrested?
Person 2: Yep. Luckily for Charlie the police were able to uncover what Bob was trying to do and he wasn't arrested.

by Lotzofblocks July 16, 2016

pull it sir prize

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

pulling up

The act of being somewhere in 5 minutes or less

Hey man im pulling up now

by #imnotcrazy July 11, 2017

pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013