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Pulling A Theo

Falling asleep on buses or in inconvenient places excessively frequently.
"Uch, I was so tired in class today that I ended up pulling a theo"
by Snofish September 16, 2011
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Pulling a Teresa

The act of falling in love with a friend and confessing said love only to be rejected and lose friendship along with a Brovorce.
"So Elijah, are you going to ask out Sophie?"
"No, she just wants to be friends, I don't want to be Pulling a Teresa again!"
"Fair enough man, I know you really liked her."
by Vostrian Pen May 25, 2009
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Pulling a Trailer

{verb}-Occurs when one farts and walks at the same time dragging the stench throughout the public place,home, or wherever the individual may go.
" George thought he would fart in the hallway and walk away so he wouldnt be blamed,but little did he know that he was pulling a trailer."
by PERSON888888 March 28, 2009
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pulling a tom wargo

Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)

"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?

"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"

A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"

etc etc etc
by 555555555555555555555555555556 November 11, 2011
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Pulling a Treadwell

"PULLING A TREADWELL" ,

refers to an extremely naive, ignorant, and overly trusting person who recklessly approaches "danger close" to an alpha predator animal; such as a bear, (black, Grizzly, Polar), moose, bison, crocodile, Cape buffalo, lion, tiger, elephant, rhino, or hippopotamus... Just to name a few.

Solely, for the purpose of "hand feeding, touching, taking a "selfie" with a killer, petting, or even cuddling such an animal, with the likelihood of being trampled, mauled, crushed, impaled, partially or wholly eaten, and of course, invariably, the victim of an utterly horrible death.

(Pulling a Treadwell" refers to Timothy Treadwell), the disillusioned & troubled amateur bear enthusiast, who was eaten ALIVE (to death) over several minutes, (all on audio recording) taking his hapless girlfriend along with him, on Oct. 5th, 2003, in Katmai Nat'l Park in Alaska.

The award winning doc "Grizzly Man" by Werner Herzog chronicled the harrowing event with bizarre and phenomenal up close preceding footage. The bear who ate both him and his unwitting companion was previously named by Treadwell as "The Grinch". Treadwell didn't even carry 'bear spray', for fear of harming his beloved "teddy bears".
"HOLY SHIT!!! Look at Donald!!! He's got a bunch of long grass, to feed the baby hippo on the bank of that African River, but he doesn't see the 7,000lb. Mother hippo charging from behind! He's definitely "PULLING A TREADWELL", and is ROYALLY FUCKED!!" "Oh, well, Don WAS a stupid guy...", the witness states, as poor Don is Chomped into a gory two.

Similar words: disembowled dismembered feasted upon ingested Oscar for stupidity fearless, yet detrimentally cognitively challenged OMFG! extreme sharp force trauma extreme blunt force trauma NO DADDY/SON/BROTHER FOR Christmas
by EverestsOccamsRazor September 18, 2016
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Pulling a Tankcommader

When everyone blames you for everything because your life is a failure.
Why is Ethan so sad? Because he is pulling a tankcommader .
by Cekidor June 15, 2017
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Pulling a Tanabe

A grown ass man that wears Birkenstocks and Puka Shells to work everyday of the year.
That douche Karl is pulling a Tanabe today.
by tarhelfan12 July 26, 2019
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