puritanism

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

by shambola September 5, 2004

Jade Puget

Jade is the guitar player of AFI (best band in the universe), and believe me can he play. Listening to him is amazing, but watching him is even more amazing- Jade is also very beautiful. Gorgeous and amazing- you'll never look at a man the same way again.

Part of the Straight Edge movement, looks great in pink, and has established the primitive yearning of "must... touch... beautiful... sideburns" in many people. Or maybe that's just me... whatever, Jade outstrips any word in the human vocabulary, he's that God-awfully wonderful. Beautiful. Sexy and the like.

by vinnysothershoe December 30, 2003

Jade Puget

Jade he is the sexiest man to ever walk the face of earth. He is lead guitarist for AFI(a fire inside). He is amazing to watch him on stage playing his guitar. I often find my self gazing among pictures of him for hours.

"Davey does not watch the damn road when he's driving. Like, if we ever get into a crash he will be perfectly fine and I'll be imbeded in a tree. It's ok though cuz when i come back I'll come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg"~Jade

by Jessica Puget...lol February 5, 2004

punitrate

To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up

My mother is no longer having her time of the month...
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night

by number22haha September 26, 2010

puritie

A smart beautiful girl who is nice but hard to get, also she is friendly but if you make her mad then she will most likely hurt you.

That girl is such a puritie.

by hevenlygodess April 19, 2016

Puget Sound

The United States' second largest salt water estuary after Chesapeake Bay. Named after Peter Puget, it is a deep water, island strewn inlet (fjord) of the Pacific Ocean flanked by two mountain ranges. Located in the state of Washington, Puget Sound is an active body of water where leisure boats wander amidst cargo ships arriving and departing, while ferries cross back and forth between cities. Cities on the Puget Sound include, Bellingham, Everett, Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia and Bremerton. Puget Sound has an abundance of wildlife, some of which is threatened, including the endangered orca (killer whale). The Puget Sound region is the most populous region of the Pacific Northwest.

Puget Sound (pronounced PYEW-jit). When it is not cloudy, mostly cloudy, partly cloudy, foggy, misting, showering, raining or overcast grey, Mt. Rainier and the Olympic Range are visible from Seattle's Elliot Bay on the Puget Sound.

by Normanapolis September 5, 2008

Jade Puget

Guitartist for AFI, the greatest band EVER.
Jade Puget is an incredible guitarist, a great songwriter (wrote a small part of Sing The Sorrow), has a really random sense of humour and is one of the sexiest men alive!!

Praise the Jade

by SiobhanG January 11, 2004