PUBES

for men: the catchment area around the base of the penis usefull to stop spunk dripping on your balls after a good hard wank.
for women: the only pratical use is to punish their boyfriends but not shaving then demanding a make up munch.

man lays on his back expressing himself the way he knows best as he is so distracted he forgets to reach for a tissue eee by gum what a mess but he has to stand to reach his wiper low and behold the sex wee gets trapped in his spiders web and saves the carpet. PUBES!!

by moggysbollocks September 15, 2009

no pube

a boy with a small penis who has not yet hit puberty

yes you are a no pube

by jimslinmman August 19, 2008

pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss

My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

pubes

Hair in the pubic regions.

Mikey: Hey mister, wanna see my pubes?
Tom: No way. Like, girls are so gross.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Pubes

the hair round ur cock and balls ya dick

she said he had loads of pubes

by EggyBob May 30, 2006

Pubes

Semen scent holders.

Jimmy's pubes smell like 2 year old salty sugar.

by Weiner Boy October 6, 2003

pubes

When a person genital area has a huge ol’ forest bush made up of skin cells and skin flakes.

“Wow! I could braid those pubes!”

by Pubert_lice February 12, 2022