Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Pabasitable

Word for someone so amazing that u can't think of a word to describe them so you have to make one up.

WOW! That Stephanie sure is the most pabasitable person i know. I wish i could have met her sooner.

by Ederd February 16, 2008

pubaltoe

Such severe camel-toe that it pulls the pubic hair.

"Are you wearing spandex under your softball shorts?"

"No way, last time the pubaltoe made it hard to run."

by Prplmama September 26, 2011

Pubesticles

Really hairy balls. A combination of pubes and testicles.

"I would have given him head but he had really bad pubesticles".

by Stephandash February 2, 2014

ghost pubes

The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.

"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."

by Le Staboteur December 6, 2011

nature's pubes

sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair

dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"

by scroaty g November 2, 2012

job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017