Pritzker Pit Stop

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.

We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.

by Neilson Smeilson October 25, 2020

Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022

pretzel day

is on April 26th (aka National Pretzel Day)
joked about on "The Office" (Season 3 Episode 5) and is Stanley Hudson's favorite day out of the 365 days of the year

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter too a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work for a job for which pays too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day." - Leslie Baker as Stanley Hudson on The Office

by Buksi82 May 24, 2016

Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Prutha

in Hinduism it means "Daughter of Earth"

The name Prutha means Daughter of Earth.

by desihindugirl February 17, 2010

putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

putz life

Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.

That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019