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Pressert

What you give the kids before your delivery from Krispie Kream arrives.

Encouraging kids to have their own dessert that they enjoy, to allow the parents to have the bigger, better dessert and not share.

To jizz everywhere.
by Svsgt1bag December 15, 2023
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pusserving

wnen ne says the pussy is so bad, it sets οπ a chain reaction to gender reassignment. When in actuality, his dick was too small to start with and could never satisfy the ladies and wasn't serving him anyway. If you can't beat them, join them. And them beat them againll
That there Bruce Jenner just had to compete with the ladies. He's took it to the extreme, he's such a pusserving!!
by Tohope KA February 12, 2024
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pusserving

wnen ne says the pussy is so bad, it sets οπ a chain reaction to gender reassignment. When in actuality, his dick was too small to start with and could never satisfy the ladies and wasn't serving him anyway. If you can't beat them, join them. And them beat them againll
That there Bruce Jenner just had to compete with the ladies. He's took it to the extreme, he's such a pusserving!!
by Tohope KA February 12, 2024
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Pressert

A dessert dish eaten before a meal instead of at the end.

Ie: pre-dessert, pronounced pree-zert
I really want this tiramisu, but it I can't wait til after dinner. I'll have it as a pressert instead.
by M0t0flyb0y July 29, 2024
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devon prosser

A guy with a fat shlong riped bod and epic jaw line
Yo girl look at Jake doesn't he look like a Devon prosser with his riped bod
Friend : oohh damn
by Niggachow420 January 29, 2017
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will prosser

The hottest, sexiest man alive who has broke the world record of largest genitalia in the world, with 16 inches soft. He is a hella cute dude and you should lemme smash.
by MemeDaddye June 26, 2017
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Kelsie Prosser

Kelsie prosser is a girl in england who sharts herself every morning, and pisses the bed. she likes to sniff it too.
Chloe: Kelsie prosser stop shitting yourself
Kelsie: no it makes my ass warm
by BlackManCockcom March 1, 2022
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