puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

puberty

What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.

Puberty sucks in middle school.

by darien not prep September 25, 2005

Reverse Puberty

The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.

Evan just underwent reverse puberty and now he's pedobait.

by REEDRDS September 28, 2015

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014

puberty grill

Metal orthodontic braces. Comparable to the diamond-studded, gold and platinum grills worn by rap and hip-hop artists, except, instead of being a sign of wealth, a puberty grill is a sign of pubescence.

Johnny's teeth were crooked, so he went to the orthodontist and got a puberty grill.

by rjnewt July 5, 2014

puberting

When you are going through puberty.

"Is he depressed or something?"
"No he's just puberting."

by agent_mikasa_voppa January 6, 2017

pooberty

When puberty is bigger than life. When it's so hard that you can't stand your own mood. It included hunger pains, growing pains, sass and whining. You think it just might go on forever and so it's extending out the vowels and consonants for this word. POO-ber-dee Could also be a moment where nobody can understand you and what you are going through. Parents just don't get it.

Nate doesn't want to do his homework and is throwing himself on the floor and saying he's hangry and he can't deal with his family. Although he just finished dinner. They just don't understand him and what he's going through.

His mother says, "Nate has a bad case of pooberty today doesn't he?"

by Ruby Z January 24, 2020