poaching

To go after other women, while currently in a relationship. i.e. hunting out of season

He was down at the bar poaching again....

by Matt Larson July 20, 2005

porching

The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

porching

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

by tpow10292 January 2, 2010

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011