Polanski

Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime

The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"

by fuckromanpolanski September 30, 2009

Poland

A nation in Eastern Europe that is home to overly nationalistic and stuck-up inhabitants who claim it was anything other than a marching ground for Europe's true powers (Germany/Prussia, Russia, France, Sweden, etc)

Jim: If you could pick one country to nuke in this world, which one would it be?
Patrick: North Korea, because they're communist
Ron: Iran, because they're evil
Jack: Poland, because it is Poland

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

popanov

Basically, a Popanov is a small fat man who wears his trousers up to his greasy sagging tits which thus produces a muffin-top. Popanov's menstruate every 5 days through the sweat glands in their scrotal dominion. They like to fuck kitchen appliances at extremely obtuse angles in a sport aptly named as 'obtuse angling'. Infact, Papadov Popanov holds the world record for 'obtuse angling' from a copious 178 degrees.

Mother and son walking down the street:
Son: Mummy whats that small round thing that smells like shit on the road side?
Mother: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE POPANOV CUNT!!!

by Minkton March 18, 2008

poland

he never into space :(

"poland is a country"
"YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A COUNTY?"

by jimmy_mom:D November 4, 2021

pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

Polanskaid

A sports drink formulated by Roman Polanski to be drank directly after engaging in unlawful sexual acts with a minor.

Person 1: Goddamn I'm so thirsty, I just ran a train on that young skally.

Person 2: Grab a Polanskaid, there's some cold ones in the fridge.

Person 1: Thanks bro, I think I have an electrolyte imbalance.

by Dirty Rotten Rob December 27, 2011

Poganese

A language that often times references "cunt" in an Australian accent. The language is typically pronounced in a high pitch that is annoying as shit and only spoken in a yelling fashion. This language inhibits one that can't raid for shit, but thinks he's the goat. AHAHAHAHAHA POGIMON <3

Oii cunt, can't understand you with all that Poganese shit coming out of your mouth.

by J_Freakin_b October 18, 2018