Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
by mr.snruB October 8, 2010
Get the consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation mug.whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007
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"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"
"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."
The Kentucky Plug (sex position)
"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."
The Kentucky Plug (sex position)
by the gushe May 20, 2021
Get the The Kentucky Plug (sex position) mug.The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006
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The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.
by Kingjazzad12 October 9, 2008
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Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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