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Portuguese Glider

An aerodynamic aviation system designed by J. Cordeiro the infamous Portuguese aviation engineer. Commonly referred to as the "Pork Chop Express". Developed and tested within Ontario Canada, Brought into production by Clearway Construction.
Hey man what is that ? Dude its a Portuguese Glider, known to fly 10 KM Without Failure.
by VladTheVagabond February 8, 2019
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Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.
"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"
by Kidasha July 11, 2012
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Brazilian Portuguese

a branch of the 'official' continental European Portuguese language that over the 500 or so years of this giant country has become as rich and diverse as the millions of people from varying backgrounds who use it.

It's just a pity that not every country has a decent infrastructure on which to build a quality educational framework, perhaps if the Portguese and the various other invaders had entered the country with a different philosophy, not just one of 'snatch & grab', things would have been different.
person1. "Wow, as a learner, I far prefer the musicality and accessible depth of expression of Brasilian Português!"

person2. "Hmm, I agree. European Portuguese sounds like a mix between Turkish, Russian and spitting food."
by Lego February 14, 2005
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Portuguese Keyboard

The act of shoving one's keyboard into his or her rectum through a 7 year process of pain and misery. Once done it is required to walk around for ten minutes after incersion. Then you are able to remove each key one by one until your rectum has been cleared.
Vince just finished his Portuguese Keyboard last week. It was crazy!
by portugallover696969 October 6, 2012
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Portuguese Crabhammer

When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.
After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer
by NickSuki August 4, 2009
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Portuguese Nutcracker

When having sex with a girl doggystyle, before you ejaculate you remove your penis and stick it in her anus, while at the same time try to stick both of your nuts in her vagina. This is physically impossible due to the tug to cum ratio of the nuts.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I tried to give her a Portuguese Nutcracker... nearly thought my balls were going to fall off.
by osogato25 July 28, 2012
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Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.
"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."
by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013
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