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poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
by Dokido January 18, 2009
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postaboard

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool
Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.
by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009
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Potaby

A human baby that physically resembles a potato.
"By joe, hes deffo a potaby"
by ali_3libras November 12, 2009
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Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded
by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015
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Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
by Phizgig April 20, 2020
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PortABoi

The funny yellow striped tshirt guy, aka the furry in a funny game called item asylum in roblox
jim: omg is that PortABoi from the hit game Item Asylum????
tim: yes it is, a furry
by funny guy that plays 2hu August 10, 2023
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Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.
by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021
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