Poots

poots means sex

are you rooting for a pooting?
are you wanting sex?

do u fancy poots?
do u fancy having sex?

by baby92 May 25, 2009

Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

by Jaren December 28, 2005

Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 12, 2011

poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"

by K - Dizzle October 1, 2006

poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

by Peter Murawski March 22, 2005

Poot

A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.

Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "

Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.

by Poot queen November 8, 2019